Lovely men having fun

Novel work

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 05:54:49 GMT

Started my novel a AU version of Heroes Season Four crossed with Doctor Who and Torchwood. Goddess help me.

The plan is to post it at the end of the month when it's been betaed. Wish me luck!

Spoiler sites My rant/thoughts

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 05:21:46 GMT

I am angry, not because Adrian could have possibly been fired, not because the Internet could have exploded about it. I am angry at spoiler sites. Today a small group of people chose to believe a "source" knew more then a group of people who have actually worked on the show in question. Luckily Heroes is the type of show where family sticks up for family and the writers and Adrian have come out in force to deny the rumors of his firing.

But it isn't the cast and crew of Heroes I want to talk about tonight...I want to talk about the people who today proved most of them are smug bastards who enjoy getting a rise out of their fans. Ausiello, how smug has he been with his blind items and dangling of spoilers lately. I'm sure he was truly forced to release the information he had. *eye roll*

Kristen from E Online, she has freely lied in the past and gotten away with it and I say it's time it stopped. I understand a few red herrings may be released from time to time, but she's clearly become a joke in the fan community because she isn't ashamed to lie right to the faces of the people coming to her for information.

I don't know this Deadline woman Niki whatever, but from what I've seen on her blog, she is mean, vindictive and spoiled. All three of these people make me ashamed to have once been a part of the media. And the papers, tabloids and blogs that ran with this news piece before anyone in a position of power could confirm should be ashamed too.

Adrian Padsar deserves a deep and sincere apology for this event and the "source" that claimed to gain this information first hand, should be fired. However, I know this will not happen, so I will offer Mr. Padsar an apology myself.

I am deeply and truly sorry sir for what you went through today. I hope you will continue to be the wonderful, classy gentleman you are and I can assure you I will continue to follow your work for many years to come.

Peace out.

Heroes: So that's where he went

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 07:03:38 GMT

Wow Heroes you must have heard me bitching because tonight's episode rocked. Samuel was in turns emotional and bad ass, Hiro, both of them, were sweet and bad ass and Noah was bad ass and emo, but that is nothing new. To start, Noah, can someone tell me what the whole point of his story line was, because all it did was make him look like a jerk and an asshole. Normally I wouldn't mind this, but adding emo Noah on top of it all gave me Season Three flashbacks that I really didn't need.

Not only that it was point less, we really didn't need to know Noah would have cheated on Sandra with Kate from Angel. The more I watched their awkward attempt at chemistry, the more I cheered Sandra for taking Lyle and running for the hills. Good for you woman, you and Mr. Muggles really can do better.

Also at this point how many partners has Noah had at because, the man goes through them like used Kleenex . Every time he and Not Kate started kissing, I yelled at the screen. "REMEMBER CLAUDE DAMMIT, YOU KNOW THE GUY YOU SHOT." I did like that the writers remembered Noah spoke Japanese and the Shakespeare quoting was a nice touch too. But over all. we could have done without this foreshadowing storyline from Boring Town.

On to the meat and potatoes of the episode. *applauds* Well done writers for remembering all of Charlie's plot points and dealing with them in a way that made sense. Not only that Hiro had a brain and used it and it came back to bite him all on the ass later on when Samuel of the Sexy Pants used it all against him. I've said it before and I'll say it again, Samuel is not a man you want to mess with people. He will hug you and kill your whole family in the same breath.

We also got some great call backs to Season One with mentions of sword carrying future Hiro, Adam and TADA.....ISSAC. Though hair people you really need to study up a bit, both Issac and Charlie's hair looked super flat....at least I'm assuming that was new Issac/Noah footage. Because if it was reused footage they stuck Jack into...I may have to slap someone.

The Sylar and Hiro show down was great, funny as hell and Zach is earning his money letting his sexy self get stuffed into that bus. And the whole "You will die alone thing" was spot on because in a sense Hiro was right. Sylar is dead and he is alone as it is Nathan's memories in the driver's seat for the moment.

I am confused, I thought Sylar and Hiro have met again since the end of season one, but Present Hiro was acting like he didn't know that Sylar was still alive in the present day. I'm sure the writers are right, but I just like to check on all the plot holes.

Sylar and Hiro team up to save Charlie and after a minor tif and a cowboy showdown, Sylar is off to kill a cheerleader and Samuel traps Charlie in time because it turns out Samuel made a big mistake eight weeks ago and since Old Man Time Traveler has just passed on, he needs Hiro to fix it before his family finds out.

And what is that mistake you may be asking. Oh just a little matter of killing someone named MOHINDER. At least we know he wasn't hanging up on Matt on purpose.

Next week: Nathan returns, Peter goes crazy and Matt and Head Sylar go on a killing spree/road trip. Oh boys will you never learn.

Heroes-headdesk

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 22:31:13 GMT

*headdesk, headdesk, headdesk* Heroes what the heck are you doing to me. You dangle plot lines like Samuel and the Carnival of Super Freaks in front of me then you screw it all up by turning yet another actor into Sylar. I loved the Five Years Gone Nathan/Sylar storyline as it was a natural progression of the hatred Sylar had for the Petrelli family and Peter in particular.

This season’s storyline however is pandering to the drooling fan girls plain and simple. I don’t watch Supernatural but putting Sylar into almost every episode and/or scene seems like the Castiel issue on that show. I can almost hear the panicked Heroes writers going. “See, here you want more Sylar, here he’s in every scene please don’t kill us.”

At one point I wanted to fly down to LA and apologize to Zach in person, because what the writers are doing is an insult to his somewhat natural acting ability. Anyway, Matt turns out to be a moron who thinks drinking himself to death will get rid of Head Sylar only all it did was turn him into Niki. Nathan could have told you that was a bad idea darling boy.

I was amused by Matt drunk dialing Mohinder for help, looks like Matt isn’t quite as over him as he thought he was, *snickers* The whole storyline winds up with Sylar in control of another person and off to find his body, while Heroes more intelligent viewers hang their heads and cry.

Meanwhile on at set Jigsaw would be proud of, Claire and Gretchen awkwardly and somewhat cutely talk about THE KISS. It’s nice to see the writers didn’t lose their brains so much that they can let questioning girls like Claire actually question things like that happening to them. Though questioning is a loose word for Claire at this point with the way she’s been flirting.

So Claire, Gretchen and two other girls, McBitchy and Lady Screams A Lot wander around and solve a scavenger hunt with two clues. Meanwhile Gretchen discloses she had seven boyfriends, being on the Nanny must have been good to you, and pegs Claire for a virgin. Peter and Nathan then stand up grin and sit back down.

Becky also is following them and trying to kill Gretchen, which Claire quickly figures out and stops by getting a rebar through her chest that has nothing to do with her sexuality *cough cough* She also seems to have forgotten the lesson about not showing her power in front of people, but then again she is a Petrelli.

Noah and Tracy try to save Jeremy from the only smart cops Heroes has ever had, only the poor boy gets dragged down the street by a pickup truck and the south once again is seen on TV as a bunch of idiot rednecks *sighs* I have been to Georgia and I can tell you that many people there would have worshipped Jeremy as a witch doctor rather than have Matthew Sheppard’d him. Use the acceptation rather than the rule writers I cannot stress that enough, your viewers will thank you.

Tracy gets a visit from Samuel Sexy Pants and he offers to take both Jeremy and Tracy in, but rather then acting like a rational person, Tracy runs away from the minimum wage and Jeremy dies. Noah rages, Tracy cries and Samuel throws the police station into a sink hole. Say what you will about Samuel’s plans, when he feels one of the powered has been wronged he will seek justice for them.

I mean he didn’t even know Jeremy and yet he knew the death could have been prevented. I see a major showdown coming between Samuel and Noah over this and I for one am very excited. I’m also looking forward to seeing more of Samuel’s back story, I think Joseph’s death was not a natural one and Samuel is so concerned about justice because of it.

No Mohinder, though Head Sylar‘s mocking of him was cute and no Nathan. Given that Nathan is a US Senator and has I would guess been missing for at least a week or more I’m surprised his face isn’t splashed all over the newspapers and TV. Then I sat back and realized Nathan has become the Molly of this volume so plot resolution may be a long time coming.

Next week, Charlie returns, Hiro tries to save her and the writers attempt to retcon one of the few plot points they’ve stuck with since season one. Oh and Kate from Angel guest stars for some reason other than being Noah’s new squeeze we swear!

Heroes aka Magic and Jesus Oi!

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 03:13:03 GMT

Still no Mohinder this week and even I'm beginning to wonder where the poor boy is at. Does it really take that long to watch a 20 year old film by yourself. He probably could have found the whole thing on You Tube by now. Robert does both the perviouslies *squee* and the opening monologue/unnecessary rehash *yawn* only this time it's the normal voice over type. Heroes, I love that you are trying to change the opening up a bit, but we really, really don't need any type of rehash at all. Your normal viewers are smart enough not to need one and I don't think anyone new is going to start watching the show at this point because they are smart enough to stay away.

Anyway, Samuel talks about life and death or something, I don't remember because Peter sitting by Hiro's bedside looking all hot and rumpled shorted out my brain. Peter has decided rather then easing Hiro into death like he's been trained to do, he's going to run off and find a Hero who can heal Hiro. Gee could it be the writers are regretting a certain death from last season.....the introduction of Jeremy and his super greasy hair do seems to say yes.

Of course they also foreshadow the heck out of the fact he can also kill people when he wants, which makes me believe someone is going to have to die so someone else can live. I would love to see Hiro die so Nathan could live, because darn it Nathan and Peter deserve a life of their own that hasn't been messed with by their friends or family really they do.

Peter steals Hiro's power, tells Emma to stop freaking out and talk to a complete stranger about her power and goes off to find HRG and the aforementioned healer. I must stop a moment to offer Milo a bit of advice. Please for the love of god get laid man, you are flirting with half the male cast on camera and I really would like to focus on the writing bad as it is.

Claire stops by HRG's apartment for her contractual appearance per episode and is the one who discovers her father has been hiding a hot male EMT in his bathroom. Seriously the actors expressions in that scene were amazing. Noah looked horrified, Claire looked interested and Peter's look clearly said. "Man I need to get out more."

Noah finally finds his purpose by deciding to help those he once bagged and tagged, Peter has a real brush with death that I hope knocks some sense into his pretty, pretty head and the whole healer plot wraps up with Peter driving off in a sweet pickup truck looking like the lost Winchester brother.

Meanwhile, Hiro and Emma connect over magic, mean nurses, pretty colors and Peter. Show can we please stop with the colors and shininess of her power now. We loyal viewers get it her powers are pretty god. Once again may I remind you your watchers are not stupid, if you show us something once we will remember it I promise.

Anyway Hiro plays Yoda to Emma's Luke and she finally decides her powers are worth sticking with. She also helps Hiro add his lost love Charlie to his bucket list and I remember why I loved this actress so much on Sue Thomas FB EYE, she can kick ass and be cute all in one take.

Hiro blips off to three years ago and spots Charlie's stand in from the back even though he should be more concerned about not running into himself and finding some clothes. Oh well, since the Heroes novel doesn't seem to be canon we will see where this plot line goes.

Sylar continues to bore me and wear really bad flannel shirts. Captain Kick Ass is drawn to the carnival
of Super Freaks only to be killed by Darth Maul when Nylar chickens out. What a waste of a great actor, and not only that HIS FAMILY WAS WITH HIM. That was bad super villain form Samuel, at least Arthur had the grace to get any innocents out of the way before he killed someone.

Nylar remembers more about being Nathan then he does his killer self, so he has a pissing contest with Darth Maul to deal with it. That scene I liked, Zach was actually funny which makes me think the scene was ad libbed. Samuel wants Sylar though so he calls a cast member from Pirates of the Caribbean to come and use his gift to wake up the killer.

Nylar, however, freaks out about all the people he's killed and decides he doesn't want to be that man anymore. While I liked the whole Hall of Mirrors thing, it really could have been used better. Mama Sylar and Nathan are currently sharing Nylar's head space the writers missed a real Jekyll and Hyde opportunity by not having them acting as Nylar's guides to each murder. At least Sylar sifting into Nathan for a second meant I got to squee over Adrian's name in the credits.

Long story short, Nylar stays with the Carnies, gets some religion and gets baptized and now Lydia thinks he's hot. This does not a happy Edgar nor Samuel make and I have a new ship. Next week, Claire and Gretchen guest star in Saw Six, Zach wears more of his own clothes to the set and Matt and Sylar have sex with Janice. *yawns again*

I hope Fox doesn't make me wait an hour for Lie to Me again, I have a feeling I'm gonna need it.

Heroes-What the Hell Show?

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 04:43:39 GMT

Ireally don't know what to say about this episode. There were things I liked, things I hated and things that made me want to spork my eyes out. I loved the guest stars, Doctor Who starring Doctor Lady, Emma and Captain Kick Ass aka Ernie Hudson really brought home the realism. In fact, Captain Kick Ass and Doctor Who Doctor Lady were the only things that saved Sylar's storyline from being yawn inducing.

He's good, crazy, powered and blank as Echo.....wait didn't we do this last season show....and the year before that. I guess Tim needed some monkeys in the writers room after all those lay offs. Anyway, Sylar freaks out, throws Captain Kick Ass through the window, steals Doctor Lady's car, gets shot again, and runs away right into Samuel of the Great Sexiness and his Carnival of Super Freaks.

As for Samuel: WAFFLES AND MONOLOGUES, that is all. Oh and Molly appears to be working at the carnival. Bad, bad Mohinder no more foster children for you.

Gretchen is more creepy then ever only none of it is her fault, she's just a screwed up goth lesbian without a password on her computer.. Oh and it turns out Becky, house leader is a Super Freak and some how Samuel's niece. Thank god Heroes did a real plot twist and I like female crazy Claude....does she have a thinking stick too?

Peter continues to be a dumb ass, not only does he not know a deaf person when he sees one, he ignores Angela's worry about Nathan not answering his calls or hers and blows off her attempt to talk about the situation. As much as I love you hot mama, NATHAN IS MISSING PLEASE GIVE A DAMM. And Angela way to pass up the chance to tell the truth. I really hope the spoilers about a major death coming up mean the writers plan on finally letting Adrian loose, because this storyline is the cruelest thing I've ever seen the writers do....and I sat through Claire's bad wig without remarking once.

I will admit the piano playing was amazing and the hints of Emma's back story pulled me in nicely, but writers Nathan is dead, his body is missing and the man playing his face is now in Maryland...DEAL WITH IT. Have Angela crack, let Peter and Claire mourn Nathan for the man he was, then get back to the Sylar love fest. The more you ignore what you created the more pissed off fans will become, because you are doing both actors a great disservice by making them spout this crap.

Hiro pops into Peter's apartment and faints, the kiss grosses me out for some odd reason and I'm a lesbian and Matt is still missing thank god. At least the writers got one thing right, chocolate milk in college is really awesome. Let's hope the writers are too.

Heroes-It's the Brak I mean Nathan and Sylar Show

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 22:22:20 GMT

Tonight’s episode should have been called the Nathan Petrelli hour, because Adrian finally got to flex his acting chops in a big way. Not only that he got to run around wearing tight jeans, and a few days worth of stubble, mmmmm stubble. *blinks* Sorry what was I saying. Anyway, Angela decides it’s time for Nylar to learn all about himself, so she brings over a box full of junk…I mean memories.

Nylar picks up a toy plane and after a quick flash back of the cutest kid ever, has gained a new happy memory. He is unsettled by this, but Angela’s bright happy face scares him into picking up his baseball cap and he then learns a girl might have died in a pool while Nathan watched…ooooo.

Nylar gets even more freaked out and so following other memories, he dashes over to the hospital to see Peter. Peter is either freaked out about his encounter with Noah earlier, more on that later, or meeting Emma and Samuel last week killed a few brain cells, because the fact Nathan causes a container to fly into his hand right in front of him does not set off any alarm bells with Peter at all.

*sighs.* Oh my hot mama, you may have grown a pair, but you really have lost your brain along the way. It’s been three years and Nathan has not shown any sign of powers other then flight. You would think Peter would be making for the nearest exit and calling Noah or Claire. I guess Nathan getting down on one knee in front of you was enough of a distraction that it didn’t really matter.

Nylar confesses about dead girl, Peter throws science around and Nathan decides to go see dead girl’s mom for answers. And dead girl’s mom turns out to be Millie from last volume. I love Swooise I really do; she has turned Millie into a cross between Vivian from Pushing Daises and that aunt who pinches your cheeks at the family reunion.

Turns out Millie believes her daughter Kelly ran away and new and improved Nathan, after learning Kelly actually came on to his young hot self then knocked her head on the diving board when they were playing a game of. “Let’s be cute on dangerous equipment,” tells Millie the truth. Millie understandably freaks out and has Nylar drugged, shot and buried in a park.

*stares* Wow Millie you just stole Angela’s stone cold woman of the year award…well done.

Of course, it isn’t Nathan who digs himself out of the ground, but a terrified Sylar who pops out of the grave, turning this officially into the Zachary Quinto show. I’ve said this before, I love Zach I do, but there are other people on this show, not just you honey. You don’t need to be in every freaking episode everyone else gets some time off, so I think its Sylar’s turn too.

I mean now we have Body Sylar and Head Sylar, until Nathan regains control again. Which I hope happens soon otherwise, cut Adrian loose and let him do some real work.

Tracy tries to get back into her old life only to discover she isn’t the same “woman” she used to be. I could have told her that. *sighs* Noah suggests Tracy do some real good by finding out who she is and now ice woman is off on her own road trip to find clone/triplet number three. I hope you find your own Luke Campbell sweetie otherwise even the male fans will start to get bored with you.

Hiro tries to reconnect with his sister by offering to give her away at her wedding. Ando reminds him he’s dying and might not be around for that. Hiro is in major denial about the whole death thing and blows Ando off to go save some random guy from jumping off the roof.

Random guy is so unhappy in his job he decides to copy his butt every chance he gets and Hiro tries his best to stop the butt copying to no success. Thusly he decides to talk with random guy about life, the universe and everything and both realize they’ve been in denial about their various issues.

Hiro confesses to his sister that he’s dying in a tender scene that makes me weep a little even with subtitles. Thank you writers for finally figuring out Masi can act even as you forgot Hiro already learned the “can’t save everyone” lesson with Charlie.

Noah continues to eat cereal, have cute scenes with Claire and look fantastic in anything. Peter even stops by to show Noah the tattoo from last week, only it’s gone now. Milo and Jack then stand so close together I wonder if they both have keys to Adrian’s trailer. Claire pops in to have a bit of sexual chemistry with Peter and Noah too, and then Peter zips off to have sexual chemistry with Nathan.

Claire offers Noah advice about going into middle management again, lumber this time, and Noah cutely wonders if Claire has become his parent and he then decides hunting specials is what he does best and he makes a mental note about trying to find the Carnival of Super Freaks.

This as it turns out, makes Samuel a very unhappy, yet sexy man and as a picture of Noah appears on Lydia’s back he swears revenge of the worst kind on our favorite Horned Rimmed Glasses Man.

I hope there is sexual chemistry involved.

Heroes 4X03-Matt goes Nuts and Houses fall down

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 02:33:01 GMT

We start with NO MONOLOGUE, which is I think a first for Heroes and I cannot say I am unhappy about it. It's nice to let the people speak for themselves for once rather than letting someone boring *coughMonhidercough* speak for them. I believe someone in the writers room has finally taken the thinking stick to Tim and he is now aware that his viewers are not complete and total morons, lets see if it sticks shall we.

Anyway we see everyone going about their daily lives and learn Peter's is still sad, some deaf woman named Emma is seeing colors as sound and Claire is avoiding her creepy new lesbian friend. Oh and apparently Samuel is putting on a suit to go out and capture Peter because Peter is a replacement for Joseph. I stare at Robert so much during this scene that I miss what's being said. That man really knows how to wear clothes bad accent or not.

Samuel trots off to test Peter and we move onto Claire for a bit. She does her best to avoid Gretchen but Noah, well meaning dad that he is ruins that by inviting both girls out to lunch. Ah Bennet's and their awkward family meals that echo my own life. Seriously a friend's father invited me to dinner during my own college years and it was this bad, right down to spitting the food into my napkin. Anyway, Noah finds out Gretchen knows about the not dying thing and at once whips out his ~~penis~~ aka cell phone to call Bob the Haitian to fix it.

Claire, who's awesome corresponds to her hair, nips that in the bud saying she'll handle it herself, which she does by confessing all. I know how this is going to go, but the shipper in my still believes in hearts, flowers and butterflies dammit. Anyway, Claire confesses and she and Gretchen are now roommates.

Matt continues to hear Head Sylar as he and his partner go after the drug dealer from the last episode. Matt blah, blahs about ignoring Sylar then proceeds to lose it because SYLAR BACK ENDS HIS OWN POWER ON HIM. Say what you will about the bad science and what not, if I were Head Sylar and bored I would do the same thing. And with how high and freaking mighty Matt has been acting the man deserved it. Although, Sylar honey using Molly as the dead girl's body was not cool, see if you ever get any from Mohinder again for that.

Speaking of Mohinder, still no sign of our former P.H.D./lizard man and also no sign of Hiro and Ando either, which makes me sigh in delight. Masi and James must be off having a little "talk" with the writers about how handle their own creations. Godspeed boys may the writing gods be with you.

Anyway, back to Matt, he flips out, beats up a guy, his partner calls him on it and Matt gets out of it by using his mind mojo. *sighs* You know what Matt, I really used to love you and stuff, but I have decided to fast forward through your plot lines until Sylar hooks back up with Nathan, not even ZQ's awesome acting can save this sinking ship.

And finally Peter my lovely hot mama gets sued by Samuel of all people. Peter freaks out and does all he can to prove there is no reason for him to get sued, which in turn does two things. One: It makes him look like a glory hound to all his co-workers and Two: brings him into contact with Emma, the deaf seeing color woman. I am pleased to see a real deaf woman playing a deaf person, I would have had to hurt someone if they'd chosen a hearing actress for the role.

However, the cello scene confused me, was Emma born deaf or did she at one point hear and play music. Because if it is more bad science at work here, I may have to borrow Claude's thinking stick and bean the writers with it.....hard. Just because she can see the notes she playing does not mean, SHE CAN PLAY THE CELLO IF SHE NEVER DID BEFORE.

Peter is wowed by all this, and decides to zip off to confront Samuel. They have so much sexual tension I yell. "Kiss dammit," at the screen several times and Peter convinces Samuel aka William Hooper to visit his home. Meanwhile I wonder if Samuel/Joseph is the replacement Nathan/Peter and find I'm not upset by that prospect.

Samuel goes home, which turns out to be this mansion his parents worked at back in the day. He very nicely asks to look around and rich housewife blows him off. This in turn makes Samuel give an evil little smile that sends shivers down my spine and he proceeds to put the mansion and all the party goers...IN A FRIGGING SINKHOLE.

*looks at Arthur Petrelli* And that sir is how villainy on Heroes should be done, Samuel needs to start giving out lessons.

See you all next week!

Heroes Returns and heck so do I!

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 22:33:38 GMT

Well here I am back again despite last season’s upsetting ending and we start with a monologue that is not being narrated by our resident Indian not a doctor Mohinder. In fact, Mohinder isn’t mentioned once or seen at all during this two hour wonder and I find myself not at all sad by that prospect. I’m hoping he and Molly are back in India waiting for Matt to get his head out of his butt and come home to them, but we’ll see.

The monologue is instead a eulogy given by this volume’s villain Samuel, who talks about family, redemption, revenge and coming home while we are treated to a montage of the main cast looking pretty and I stare at Samuel’s clothes, man he knows how to dress.

Also we get a quick flash of some grungy looking guy with long hair who I think is Sylar, but since that wouldn’t make sense, wait this is Heroes, of course it won’t make sense but hey it was a great huh moment. Anyway, Samuel manages to make me love him within five minutes, the other carnies look sad and they bury Samuel’s brother Joseph with a compass. I guess they thought he might get lost on his way to heaven or something, who knows, this is Heroes and people are weird.

Claire goes to college finally, and I mourn the fact TV people still cannot make a dorm room look realistic. My roommate and I were barely able to move in a room with two desks, a loft, my bed, a shared dresser and a closet, but Miss Perfect Claire gets a room with the beds on the floor and enough room to do yoga with a class of thirty.

At least I can take great pleasure in the fact her roommate Annie is the overachiever everyone in college loves to hate. The look on Claire’s face when Annie verbally pats her on the back about getting in with a GED made me laugh so hard, it was almost like Hayden was thinking. “But Tim loves me, why would he let this actress be so mean to me.”

We also meet Gretchen, who has hair I would die for, gets a crush on Claire in five seconds, join the Petrelli family honey, only way you are getting into those pants, and makes a Crossing Jordan reference, bitter much Tim.

Annie jumps out a window; Gretchen gets excited and thinks its murder and Claire jumps out a window to prove suicide, which given her history, Gretchen gets to watch in vivid detail. And I sit back, roll my eyes and wonder why Claude didn’t pop up to smack Claire on the back of the head with his thinking stick, because really she should know better by now.

Tracy returns to whine about how unfair life is, try to kill Noah, try to kill Danko, then whine about how she doesn’t want to be a killer. *sighs* Honey, Peter can let go of the past better then you and he’s a Petrelli, why don’t you take a page from his book and go find a rich man to be happy with.

Speaking of Peter, my clueless hot mama is currently living in an empty apartment, hasn’t talked to his family in weeks, good choice there, and is working to death having stolen Mohinder’s power before the man left for plot points unknown. Noah calls Peter out on his harsh living, despite living the same way down to the same mustard in the fridge.

Meanwhile, Samuel, cool smooth villain that he is paints the future on his tattooed girlfriend’s back, raise your hand if you laughed when he called her Lydia by the way, which makes me feel old for knowing the reference.

Learning Danko survived last season makes Sammy boy mad and he sends Darth freaking Maul to cut a key to a compass out of dear Emile’s stomach. Can’t say I’m sorry to see Danko swan off so soon, but I will miss the fun height trifecias Nathan, Danko and Noah created together. Oh and swallowing a key to keep it from someone can I just say…ewwwwwwww.

Tracy, thanks to her body turning into water on command, *sighs again,* survives her encounter with Darth Maul, whose name turns out to be Edger and Noah pulls Peter into the mess by playing the “I need you card,” in his generally awesome way. Peter, hot mama that he is, caves and gets a cool power and a kick butt fight scene for his trouble.

I love that it took casting someone like Ray Park, to get the writers to put in a fight scene after three seasons. I guess the geeks finally managed to make their voices heard outside of Hiro’s lines.

Anyway, Peter and Noah part ways, awesomely of course, Noah gets cut up by Maul, who takes the compass, and Peter gets to save the day. Meanwhile, Ghost Nathan gets so hot for this Peter he starts trying to find a way to jump him in the afterlife, hey it worked Anna Nicole Smith didn’t it.

Speaking of Nathan, he gets freaked out by his love of sushi that he doesn’t remember, learns he picked up a few new powers and begs for Peter’s help using lines from Season One. Also Adrian Padasar continues to knock playing confused Sylar/Nathan out of the park and I beg the writers not to throw him away once this plot is done with.

Angela of course is freaked out by this, well duh woman what did you expect, calls Matt Parkman for help and Matt blows her off because he’s seeing Sylar everywhere and his wife might be sleeping with Piper’s Hallewell’s son on the side.

Head Sylar follows Matt to work, sits in on his AA meeting, which is by far the best scene Zach has ever done. Also, kudos to the other actors for sitting through that to get a decent take, because I’m sure someone must have cracked up at least once.

Matt decides being an addict is much more fun and Head Sylar acts like a pleased Jedi Master in Zach’s lovely creepy way, while Janice starts pricing rubber rooms for the house. Just as long as Matt sticks with a relationship this season I’m happy with whatever plot the writers come up with.

Hiro gains another creepy mentor in Samuel, which makes me roll my eyes again because Adam and his lessons seem to have headed to plot hole land with Mohinder and Nathan’s body. But after some random angsting about dying, saving a cat and trying to fix his own life, Hiro finally learns tis better to give then receive and hooks his sister up with Ando using his time mojo and a slashy shove from Samuel.

Yes I ship it already, so what. But uh oh, it seems like everything was a plot by Samuel to gain four new members of his family as we see from Lydia’s back art and the pictures of Claire, Sylar, and Peter.

Dun, dun, dun.

See you guys next week!

Memories 2/?, PG-13, Nathan, OC

Wed, 13 May 2009 13:10:42 GMT

Title: Memories 2/?

Author: Godiloveslash

Fandoms: Heroes/Dollhouse with a touch of Profit later on

Pairings: Nathan/OC, Nathan/Peter implied, Nathan/Paul, Alpha/Echo, Nathan/Echo, Alpha/Nathan

Warnings: Spoilers for both shows, in particular, spoilers for the season three finale of Heroes, non con implied, violence mentioned

Rating: PG-13 for now but it may rise

Disclaimer: No one from either show belongs to me darn it, if they did Dollhouse would run forever and Bryan Fuller would have full control over Heroes. Kyle is also not mine; my lovely Kris who has allowed me to play in her sand box, created him

Summary: What if Angela had made a different choice that day in the hotel

Author’s Note: I am not really happy with the ending of this chapter really, but it's the way it flowed so I went with it. Please leave feedback I really want to know what you guys think.

One year ago

“I can assure you we will handle him with the utmost secrecy if you allow us to create such an imprint,” Adeline Dewitt told her guest as she poured tea. The woman on the other side of the table frowned as she accepted the offered cup. “Only our most valued clients will be able to request it and only then after a additional background check, references and increased fees,” Dewitt added trying to sell the woman on her idea.

Finally her guest spoke. “I hope you understand I am not doing this to increase your business or your popularity,” the woman said in an icy tone, “but to protect him at any cost, that is why I contacted you in the first place.” Dewitt nodded, her guest was paying and paying handsomely for the Dollhouse’s services and Adeline would do everything in her power to accommodate her, while at the same time serving her superiors.

“It is so rare we receive older dolls,” Dewitt said in a soft tone meant to calm her guest’s ire and thank her at the same time, “with this imprint he would more then pay for his keep and ease your stress at the same time.” The woman considered this or pretended to anyway, Dewitt never noticed an odd gleam of pleasure spark in her eyes.

The woman sighed. “Very well, but in return I have a request to make of you, three in fact,” Dewitt nodded calmly as the woman pulled a picture out of her purse and pushed it across the table. “I want him to have a handler, who looks as close to this man as possible. I will explain why when and if the doll arrives here. Second, he is to be wiped clean as deep as you can go. I want him to have no memory of his former life and no possibility of gaining it back again.”

Dewitt nodded both requests could be handled well enough, however odd the first one seemed. “And the third request,” she asked calmly causing her guest to smile for the first time since entering the office. “Keep him away from my son,” said the woman taking a sip of her tea.

Adeline smiled again. “Your wish is our command Mrs. Petrelli.”

************

Present Day

Boyd yawned for what seemed like the fiftieth time and Kyle fought the urge to kill him. Instead the young man turned his attention to the monitors to double-check his doll’s progress.

Both Echo and Nylar were operating within parameters tonight even with the tweaks to the imprint Topher had done earlier. In fact, the crowd around Nylar was so dense, Kyle was starting to wonder if the older man could even breath much less talk to everyone who wanted a piece of his time.

“Would you look at that,” Boyd remarked pointing at the monitors, “all he has to do is smile and half the women throw their room keys at him. Kyle chuckled. “Imprint or not the man has natural charm, something I can’t say for the real Senator.”

Both men laughed and Boyd shook his head. “That guy goes through more emotional flip flops then any other celebrity in Hollywood,” Kyle answered glancing at the clock. “That’s a politician for you,” said Boyd giving Kyle a look, “time to bring them in?”

Kyle nodded and gave his doll the key word that would bring him back to the van as Boyd did the same for Echo. The handlers watched the chatting couple calmly a moment when Kyle spotted someone following them. He wouldn’t have though anything of it if the guy hadn’t been Kyle’s carbon copy down to the bangs that were starting to fall in his face.

He watched in shock as the man tapped Nylar on the shoulder and started talking to him. The senator imprint was designed to have all of Petrelli’s good qualities and a basic knowledge of real man’s background but that was it. If the guy wasn’t fooled then they might have a situation on their hands.

Nylar talked to the man a few minutes and seemed to appease him with a gentle touch to the shoulder. He and Echo then returned to the van much more subdued then they were a moment ago.

“Everything all right Senator and Mrs. Petrelli,” Kyle asked trying to sound less worried about his charge then he really was. “Yes everything is fine,” Nylar replied in that tone of voice that normally sent shivers down Kyle’s spine. “My brother just decided to make an unscheduled visit to LA is all.”

Boyd and Kyle looked at each other in stunned silence. “Oh shit,” Kyle muttered, “Dewitt is not going to like this."

Memories 1/?, PG-13, Nathan, OC

Tue, 05 May 2009 23:12:05 GMT

Title: Memories 1/?

Author:

Fandoms: Heroes/Dollhouse

Pairings: Nathan/OC, Nathan/Peter implied, Nathan/Paul, Alpha/Echo, Nathan/Echo, Alpha/Nathan

Warnings: Spoilers for both shows, in particular, spoilers for the season three finale of Heroes, non con implied, violence mentioned

Rating: PG-13 for now but it may rise

Disclaimer: No one from either show belongs to me darn it, if they did Dollhouse would run forever and Bryan Fuller would have full control over Heroes. Kyle is also not mine; my lovely Kris who has allowed me to play in her sand box, created him

Summary: What if Angela had made a different choice that day in the hotel

Author’s Note: You guys ask and I write. I have nothing but a basic outline for this so much of it will be written as the muses dictate or you guys do. Also in case it wasn’t clear before Nathan was healed with Claire’s blood in the prologue to this chapter. I am also assuming that Heroes and Dollhouse have the same time frame and mucking with it a little in regard to where Nathan was during Alpha’s attack and why Paul is actually working against the Dollhouse.

Kyle Aspen sighed as he waited for his coffee, the shop had the TV turned to some cable news channel and the host was pontificating about something or other. Normally he would have waited till he got to work before getting coffee, but last night’s date had run late, and he’d overslept as a result.

Suddenly a familiar voice broke off the news host’s yelling and Kyle looked up. Senator Nathan Petrelli was once again playing peacemaker and Kyle couldn’t hold back a smirk as he watched. He had nothing against the senator, but the guy seemed like a real ass when he talked about bringing the country together. Not to mention the guy ditched more parties, State dinners and events then any other politician Kyle knew.

“Worry less about your voters and more about your calendar Senator,” Kyle muttered softly as he paid for his coffee and left,

*************

“Kyle, yo Kyle,” a voice called as the man in question was heading to his office. Kyle turned around expecting to see Boyd as they had an upcoming engagement to over see. He fought the urge to roll his eyes when he saw it was Topher, the Dollhouse’s technical expert and all around computer geek.

He stopped just outside his office and waited for Topher to catch up. “What’s up Topher,” he asked affecting an air of “I’m busy so start talking.” Topher took a breath and launched into his speech. “Dewitt wanted me to update the imprint for tonight and well….you might not be able to use it now.”

Kyle stared at Topher in shock assuming it was just another attempt to get under his skin. Topher seemed to think it was funny to try and prank the unflappable Kyle every chance he got, but this topped the list.

When Kyle realized Topher wasn’t kidding, he had to count to ten before he asked. “And why can’t we use the imprint now, do you know half of the Hollywood elite is expecting Washington’s golden boy at the party tonight along with his latest conquest and now we have to piss off a very valuable client because you can’t fix a glitch.”

Topher squirmed and looked down. “It’s a little more then a glitch,” he said uncomfortably, “Dewitt was concerned about something he uh claimed to remember under said imprint and wanted it gone.” Kyle sighed and rubbed his forehead. “Can you get the imprint ready or is Echo going alone tonight?” Topher grinned. “Do monkeys uh…you know,” he replied, “Dewitt just wanted me to warn you in case Nylar has to be pulled from the engagement.”

Kyle sighed again and his eyes drifted out onto the lower level of the House. Dolls both male and female, were relaxing, chatting quietly and exercising. His eye was drawn to a male doll sitting in one of armchairs in a corner of the room. Nylar was older then many of the other dolls, Kyle had guessed at late thirties early forties, but he was still popular.

One of the reasons why could be seen when Nylar looked up and smiled at a female doll who had come over to examine the book he was reading. Nylar was a dead ringer for Senator Nathan Petrelli so much so that the two men could have been twins.

**************

One year ago

Kyle had been startled when his original assignment had fallen through two days after he’d arrived at the Dollhouse. Now he was meeting with Dewitt and he was certain he was about to get fired. “Mr., Aspen, I am sorry for the confusion but a situation has arisen that needs your particular talents, “ said Adeline Dewitt as she ushered him towards the imprint room.

Kyle breathed a quick sigh of relief then looked puzzled. “Talents me,” he said and his boss smiled. “Yes we recently acquired a doll who we’ve been expecting for some time, however his companion requested a certain kind of handler and you fit the bill to the letter.”

They entered the imprint room to a Topher who was unusually quiet; he looked up from his screen and did a double take at Kyle. “Wow he….just wow,” he muttered and Dewitt nodded. “Is the doll clean,” she asked firmly and Topher nodded as he handed Kyle a sheet of paper with a script on it. “I went deep just like you said, if he remembers anything pigs will fly.”

Dewitt nodded and Kyle couldn’t help asking a question. “He? Aren’t male dolls given female handlers?” Dewitt smiled but it didn’t reach her eyes. “Like I said this doll is special and needs a special type of handler.” She gave him a searching look. “Can you handle this assignment Mr. Aspen,” she asked and he nodded. “Yes,” he replied and stepped up to take his dolls hand.

He stared for a second, more questions coming to mind. The doll was older then the one’s he’d seen not only that he looked like…..Kyle looked back at Topher and Dewitt then back at his doll and began to read.

“Everything is going to be alright,” he said and a soft raspy voice answered. “Now that you are here.”

So if you guys have a particular "job" you would like to see this doll do, please comment with feedback. *points down*

Memories , PG-13 Nathan, Noah, Angela,

Sun, 03 May 2009 14:57:20 GMT

Title: Memories
Author: Godiloveslash
Fandom: Heroes/Dollhouse
Pairing: None
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Tiny spoilers for 3x25 of Heroes and a basic knowledge of Dollhouse would be awesome but not required
Disclaimer: This people are not mine, if they were I would have stolen them from Tim Kring and run away before he could do what he did.
Summary: What if Angela had made a different choice before Sylar arrived.
Authors Note: This is my fix to THAT episode and a way to get Nathan out from under the clutches of people who seem to hate him. There is more to this with a whole background and other people surrounding Nathan in the Dollhouse, let me know if you want more.

Waking up in your own blood would be upsetting for anyone, but for Nathan it seemed to be par for the course. Instead of freaking out or worse going insane, Nathan simply stared at his mother and Noah Bennett and said. “What the hell was that?”

Angela Petrelli to her credit didn’t even blink an eye, even though it was clear she’d been crying, she just pulled Nathan to his feet and pushed him out the door. “You’ve had another accident Nathan and I for one am sick of it. I’m taking you somewhere you’ll be safe.”

Nathan tried to turn around and look at his mother but she wouldn’t let him, she and Noah shoved him in Noah’s rental car and then spoke to each other in hushed voices. They came to an agreement about something and Angela slid into the driver’s seat, while Nathan fought a rising headache.

After they’d pulled into traffic he tried speaking again. “Ma is Peter okay, where’s Claire, what the hell is going on?” Angela didn’t answer, she just kept driving until they reached a building Nathan had never seen before. An older woman who kept looking Nathan over like he was a piece of meat or worse showed them inside and the elder Petrelli son could no longer hide his sense of unease. “Ma,” he asked but Angela just smiled and patted his cheek.

“You’ll be safe here Nathan I promise,” she said softly, “don’t worry about Peter, Claire or Sylar anymore.” She then turned to the older woman. “You have the photo in the file still,” she asked and the woman nodded. “Chose someone who looks as close to the photo as possible, it will make him much calmer.” The woman nodded again and took Nathan’s arm.

He had the urge to fight whatever was about to happen to him, but the look on his mother’s face stopped him cold. She looked like her heart was breaking in half and yet she also looked like this was the only choice she could make for him.

Nathan let the woman lead him away his eyes on Angela until he was pulled through a doorway and it slammed shut on his mother’s face. Whatever happened he’d always have his memories of her, Claire and Peter to keep him strong…wouldn’t he.

“Begin the imprint right away, priority one.”

Heroes Episode 25-jaw drop

Tue, 28 Apr 2009 22:21:20 GMT

I have been a fan of Heroes from day one and have stuck with it through everything, but last night my love for the show died a big death. Not enough to get me to stop watching because there is still Peter to see to the end. I did want to warn you that this might not be as funny as normal due to my horror.

Writers what was this whole season about? You had the cast say time and time again that they need to be a family, not lie to each other, not point guns at each other and so on. But what do you do lie to both Peter and Claire again. This is not going to hit the fan later oh no. And Noah of all people should know better having been through this plot line for three seasons now, hell he lost his wife because of it.

Sylar/Claire was creepy, creepy, creepy and I am confused what power Sylar was using on her, Doyle's, Brian Davis's I have no idea and letting an underage girl drink on TV was bad form you guys are role models here come on. The big fight was a let down but given that this is Heroes no one should be surprised.

The little bit of Nathan/Peter we got was wonderful and I am pleased that Nathan's last words to a family member was "I love you." That was well done. But the death scenes of both Nathan and Sylar was not. I'm not saying I wanted long drawn out goodbyes but what I did want was Nathan to go out like the hero he became. This man saved the world twice and did his best to redeem himself this volume and he gets his throat silt and dies alone with no one he knows there to say goodbye.

Not only that he gets his brain downloaded like Echo into the man who had been trying to ruin him. That's what has me confused. Are Nathan's memories downloaded into Sylar's body as in they are just memories, or are Nathan and Sylar now sharing a body.

And speaking of bodies WHERE THE HELL DID NATHANS BODY GO ANGELA. I mean damm woman are you that cold that you have to shove your poor elder son in a hole to keep people in the dark. I love you to death Cristine Rose but fuck, Angela and Noah better go down pretty darn hard for the shit they just pulled.

I choose to believe Nathan is currently in cold storage ala Walt Disney because to have the Heroes leader and sounding board dumped in a unnamed grave with nothing to mark it of major fail or big red herring. I thought the whole point of this arc was for Nathan to redeem himself before he died not to turn him into Kenny from South Park....again.

Hell James the shape shifter got a Jedi send off why couldn't Peter have been allowed to mourn his brother/lover a little while. One of the few reasons I plan on watching Season 4 is to see Peter find out the truth with Claire and see both of them kick certain asses to the curb for what happened to Nathan.

Don't care about Matt's agnsting for once because he was a moron for caving to do what Angela wanted, Hiro and Ando are off to Tokyo were Hiro's illness will fall into a plot hole and Tracy I guess is bad again, which makes me go meh Hydro Man still did it better.

To end, I adore Zach Q to death and all but giving him an out while kicking Adrian Padsar up the ass was not cool. Nathan better either get his body back or get a decent send off if Zach returns, because the poor man is due, he really is due.

*wibbles* Fix it fic please......oh and see you next fall if the spoilers don't horrify me to death.

Tue, 28 Apr 2009 02:03:28 GMT

FUCK YOU HEROES, FUCK YOU.

Heroes Episode 24-The Sylar Show....again

Wed, 22 Apr 2009 13:26:00 GMT

To start it must be said I love Zach Qunito to pieces, he's an amazing actor, so what I am about to say is no reflection on him at all. That being said I am very, very sick of Sylar. He's good, he's evil, he has mommy issues he has daddy issues, he has parent issues in general. He's too powerful, he's not powerful enough and so on. The writers flip flop Sylar so much they should have him run for office for real because he would win when John Kerry failed.

I know I am gonna get mobbed for this, but I think it's time for our favorite serial killer to bow out. The Heroes need a new villain to face. Also writers could we stop with the parent issues for everyone on the show, not all parents are evil/killers/or dicks. Mine are very nice in fact.

Matt has once again lost his heart in ten seconds to the woman who cheated on him in the first season. Mohinder and Daphne are so horrified by this they head off to bitch about ex-boyfriends and dads with Molly. It was nice to see Matt being smart power wise, but I would really like to see him pick a boyfriend/girlfriend and stick with them please. Match.com wouldn't even let this guy type their URL into his web browser, he dumps people so much.

Hiro and Ando make the Batman/Superman shipper in my bounce around the room and word up to the hunter who figured out who Hiro was in the truck. Next time Hiro honey try to look like the guy whose clothes you put on. It's just common sense.

Ellen Greene makes a return and reminds me why I adore her so much. She and Zach knocked the whole crazy shape shifting thing out of the park and made me wonder if Seymour and Audrey would have turned into them after thirty years of marriage. Oh and Zach thank you for not putting Nathan's toothbrush in your mouth, just ew.

Not much of Noah, Claire and Angela though Angela's smile at Nathan/Sylar has me worried. Has she really changed or would she rather a crazy son in office rather than a dumb ass one.

Speaking of dumb asses, NATHAN NATHAN NATHAN. How many times do you have to almost die to get a clue. TAKE PETER WITH YOU. *sighs* Oh and writers can we please get through a volume without murdering/injuring the eldest Petrelli, the luster on that plot point has worn off. Also Adrian should begin to wonder if the writers really like him as much as they say.

Next Week: I love you, bleeding noses and someone (Nathan *sighs*) dies, see you there.

Heroes Episode 23-Charles can do what and other plot holes

Wed, 15 Apr 2009 13:20:00 GMT

All in all I liked this episode, but the plot holes will be harped on muchly in this meta, because they were too big to ignore. To start Alice, the idea was great and I enjoyed the young actress, but the older actress cast was terrible. Number one, dark haired people do not go blonde in 50 years I'm sorry they just don't. I don't think Alice stole hair dye along with food, so you fail on that count writers.

Second, Arthur and Adam. If these two were founding members of the Company when the hell did the others meet them. I find it very hard to believe that the others would have just let these two in to their "Genocide is Evil" group. Also there were 12 founders people, 12 do you guys remember anything from Season Two at all or are your fingers still stuck in your ears going "Lalala" whenever that comes up.

Third: Charles and Chandra-What the heck was this, they took two people we have been dying to know more about and just ripped them apart. I could have understood Dr. Zimmerman being that twisted, but Chandra really. I really didn't want to cheer Sylar on for killing Mohinder's dad, but the idea did cross my mind during this episode, thanks for that writers.

Also turning Angela into the Bella Swan of the 1960's was kinda creepy even if I found the fact that Daniel got his hands on all the Petrelli's at some point amusing. I still think we didn't get a good look at Charles power, either that or the boy has some issues, which makes sense given the times he lived in.

I loved young Angela, loved her alot. She was everything a big sister should be, even though not going back to SEE IF ANYONE WAS ALIVE was a big fail on her part. Also Banana......I must know how she got that nickname it is too awesome for words.

Kinda meh about the present day stuff, Peter shows he can hold a grudge for a damm long time unless Angela turns her power of Awesome on him then he forgives Nathan in ten seconds flat. Mohinder has more daddy issues then anyone on the face of the planet and Nathan is a mama's boy in a big way.

Anyone who wants to write the Petrelli reunion sex fic raise your hand *bounces* Dear god it was just screaming at us. Dirty, sexy floor sex with Alice watching *looks around* What I am that twisted shut up.

Noah and Claire acted as the voices of reason this episode and I was not thrilled, Claire's whole outfit was so ugly I couldn't focus on anything else when she was on screen. Other than that this was a filler episode pure and simple, so lets move on and pretend the whole show was them watching Sylar as Nathan thanks!

See you next week all.

Heroes Episode 22-Attack of the Pretty!

Wed, 08 Apr 2009 01:30:01 GMT

Sorry for skipping a week again but I wasn't feeling the meta but I am now so let us solider on! I loved the idea that everyone is going to get the chance to play Zach aka Serial Killer McHotpants at some point. Danko was so spot on with his impression that I didn't know who to root for more, plus two Danko's equals hot.

And Noah...oh my lord you guys was the man not kickass last night or what. True he kicked his wife's ass which was a big huge no no, but hey Jack had the glasses off in a scene so I'm willing to forgive him for the whole Sandra thing, kinda.

Sandra *claps wildly* Ashley Crow must have been thrilled to have something interesting to do at last. She rocked that Sylar scene so hard I had to restrain myself from asking her to marry me via Twitter. And yay for Lyle for getting a scene, at this rate you'll have done enough work for Heroes to finally get your membership in the Screen Actors Guild.

Hiro and Ando continue to kill me with sweetness and that Asian trucker was awesome. Still kinda meh about Matt, because it seems like the man does more emotional flip flops then Amy Winehouse. Still it is nice to see a Heroes parent who might not turn out to be a total dick.

The peek into Danko's private life was interesting and it was nice to seeing someone from a different country not get killed, Sylarized, or generally shoved to the curb. Though I was waiting for her slap Danko silly for lying to her. And Danko honey, lying about having a family and a wife wasn't the smartest idea you've every had, any escort worth her salt would have seen through that in a New York moment.

As for the Petrelli's all I have to say is NATHAN IN JEANS GUHHHHHHHHH. Oh and I so wanted Peter to punch Nathan and drag him off to the woods for epic hate sex.

Until next week folks!

Weeeeee!

Wed, 01 Apr 2009 12:58:04 GMT

Don't forget to wish destinedtofly a happy birthday! Have a great day honey!

Heroes-Matt can do WHAT!

Fri, 27 Mar 2009 16:27:58 GMT

Bryan Fuller returns to Heroes and gives us an episode so full of mind fuckery that I wonder if I've turned on Lost by mistake.

To start Danko gets a present of one puppet man all tied up with a red ribbon and I wonder two things. 1)How the hell did Sylar get in and out of Danko's apartment so fast and 2} When did he take serial killer lessons from Dexter?

Danko then takes full credit for the capture and Noah gives him his best "bitch please I wasn't born yesterday" Then they discuss Rebel and Danko sends Noah off to fetch and carry and I forget what they were talking about because I was distracted by the wonder of Mohinder's stubble. It made him even prettier and killed off a few brain cells at the same time, well done writers.

Angela continues to be awesome and adding Ms. Kurtz just added to the fun. It was like Valley of the Dolls only twenty years down the road and with more sock stealing. I also loved how unfreaked out that guy was when Angela grabbed his arm. In fact he looked really thrilled to have a woman on his arm and I wondered when the last time he got any was.

Peter was made of win saving his mommy dearest and is such a New Yorker for deciding to hide in the Statue of Liberty. I wonder if he was fulfilling a childhood fantasy one of those "I'm gonna run away and join the circus" deals.

Tracy discovers who Rebel is and says 'If I'd known it was you' twice allowing the fans to yell at the screen "WE DID." Noah Gray Cabey also proves that you cannot be on Heroes and not become hot at some point. I loved that his voice has gotten deeper and the writers let it. It's such a nice call back to DL and makes me miss Leonard Roberts so much I had to pull out my Season One DVD's to deal with my grief.

The ice scene was of course awesome and I don't think we have seen the last of Miss Strauss, because there is a Spider Man villain who can do what she just did so it's a gimmy she'll be back.

Hiro and Ando were levels of adorable that were off the sugar charts and then some. I didn't think I'd like Baby Matt, but it was really well done and a nice way for Hiro to start to get his powers back. Not only that but they managed to tie in the Isih plot nicely causing me to wimper and cry into my herbal tea as I watched. And ANDO WATCHES DR. PHIL, haha it made me wonder if he was one of those people who try to get tickets all the time. I bet he even made Hiro go to a taping on their first road trip.

Glad to see Janice back though I'm still wondering if she lied to Matt about her baby Daddy just to protect him or if she kicked his cheating ass out over Mohinder and he lied to save face. They wouldn't be the first couple to divorce over a hot Indian guy it's nothing to be ashamed of you two.

Speaking of Matt, WTF show. You turned a lovable cop with daddy issues into a whiny needy SOB who clings to a relationship after three days and dumps the guy he spent four months living with. Not only that you give HIM the Lois Lane/Superman romantic flying scene. As my girlfriend's mom put it. "How on earth would a guy like Matt be able to get off the ground with his size."

You have two gentleman who you know, FLY IN REAL LIFE and instead of giving it to one, or if the fangirls have anything to say about it, both of them together, you give it to Matt. The scene was so gooey and sweet half the cotton candy makers in the United States have now gone out of business.

I'm most likely alone in this but I am glad Daphne is gone, she was nothing but a plot point and it will be nice to see Matt get back to the man we know he can become.

Sorry this was so late RL killed me.

Heroes Episode 19-Sylar and Nathan: Brother Badass's

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 21:10:26 GMT

Wow show if you keep getting this good, I might just have to propose to you like I promised last week. We start with Puppet Man and Come Back to Life Barbie and I suddenly want to marry David Lawrence because he is that good playing a sad little woobie. I assume he is taking Rebel’s request and running with it like mad, but he actually this look on his face on his face that screamed. “HA, HA I AM SCREWING WITH ALL OF YOU,” at the end of the episode.

I am joining in the chouse of people wondering why Doyle needed to be saved by Claire, but given my theory about Rebel, which I will discuss below, it might just make some sense. I think it was more of a lesson for Claire in how to forgive more then anything having to do with Doyle. Although Rebel wins the Idiot Award for thinking sending a known villain into a house with two women alone was a good idea. I hope you remembered to put 911 on the speed dial Sandra.

Sylar and Daddy Lionel Luthor hacked out their issues over a bunny and tried to kick each other’s butts, which Sylar of course won hands down. As with Arthur, I don’t think we’ve seen the last of Papa Sylar, he’s got the HUNGER back and a simple sandwich isn’t gonna cut it anymore.

Tracy I am kinda bored with, but man did she zing Nathan pretty darn good with the line about his skills in the boudoir. The look on his face was just like “But, but you were faking it, oh come on.”

Other than that this was totally the Nathan/Noah/Danko show with a guest appearance by Angela. Oh my god you guys I cannot say enough good things about Mama Petrelli right now what with the call back to the pilot with the socks and the burn she gave to Danko. The woman knows how to shoot down a moron be it with soup, socks or a simple kick to the you know where.

Noah was his usually hard-core self and I do believe he and the President are now in charge of the whole super hunt, which might explain the whole free pass for Claire Bear running out. A “work for me or else” deal.

And of course Nathan, OMG you guys that ending, I guessed he was gonna be the one outside Claire’s window, but man the way he was holding her close and the look on both their faces watching the agents was just amazing. Nathan is now on the run too and I am praying he and Peter have make up snuggles ASAP.

Though Nathan honey, heading for the roof after you learned about bombMatt, that earns you an Idiot Award as well. What did you think was gonna happen after a stunt like that, Danko isn’t stupid, a little slow maybe, but not stupid.

Oh and Danko, might not want to out a special right in front of a camera, makes you kinda look like a moron too, just saying.

I’m iffy about Mini Matt because I think Hiro and Ando have better things to do, but the baby is cute and I liked Janice so we will see.

Now for my theory about Rebel, I believe it is four people not just one and here is why. It takes time and effort to make moves like Rebel and they are plotted, not just randomly made. That being said I believe Rebel is a joint effort between Nathan, Angela, Micah and Molly.

Nathan with his government contacts is in the prefect place to serve as the information gathering side of Rebel, he tells Molly and Micah, how and when to find people and what information to give them. Angela provides the path Nathan needs to take and misdirects Noah and Danko. I think the scene in the limo last week was a show, Nathan knew by then he was being followed and it was for Danko’s benefit.

Nathan has not once been afraid of being found out, as Danko pointed out, he fed Tracy the hope line and he knew when the cameras would be off and back on again, knowing Danko would be waiting to ask questions. Also his stall during the bomb scene seemed almost like he knew what moves to makes and when to make them, that could have been because of Matt’s power or something else.

I think Nathan is the one designed to take the fall if Rebel gets discovered, so Angela and the rest would still be able to carry on. But the writers have a way of Jossing my theories so we shall see.

Heroes Episode 18-Daphne is talked about alot and Mohinder is missing

Tue, 03 Mar 2009 14:20:23 GMT

This is a day late simply because my brain exploded over the wonder of my show/boyfriend. You can keep bringing me pretty sugary goodness Heroes seriously, because I am so close to asking you to marry me.

Anyway, we start with the Bennet family and I admit Alex bores me. The dude has been living in Claire's closet for how long and he just now thinks to ask about taking a shower. If he's a swimmer he would would be really touchy about smell at least the ones I knew in high school were. Looks like Claire might have to call Stanley Steamer really soon. I hope Alex got to go to the bathroom at least once otherwise that carpet is shot.

Mr. Muggles looked so darn pleased with himself finding that sandwich, I swear he was thinking. "Steal my rubber sneaker will you woman, ha I got something so much better." And yay for another scene with Lyle in it, though the poor boy was a pawn yet again and he looked like that Jamie Kennedy character, the white rapper dude, with that hood up.

SANDRA FOR THE WIN! *composes self* That is all I have to say about that.

Oh and David honey, I love you and creepy puppet man very much, but every time you call Claire "Barbie," I giggle because A.) She really does look like one and B.) You sound like Waylon Smithers from the Simpsons when you say it and I'm reminded of his Malibu Stacy collection on the show.

Sylar and Luke cracked me up, it's like Sam and Dean Winchester if Dean had finally had enough of Sam's "My girlfriend is dead" bull from Season One and decided to kick his ass using Meg's demon powers.

And wee Gabriel was ten kinds of adorable with his little Hot Wheel car and watching Mommy get sliced. Though she kinda looked like me a little so it freaked me out for like a second, then Mini Sylar popped back up and I had to snuggle him.

Onto Plot C with the Wonder Twins, Danko and Senator Shithead. While I am happy to see Matt actively use his power and be a bit bad ass while doing it, but are you guys that pissed at Mohinder that you'd leave him to Nathan's mercy while searching for Daphne like she was the Virgin Mary. Please remember lads, she did you know WORK FOR ARTHUR at one point, might want to think about your choices.

Wow Peter, you continue to bad touch your brother and play him, looks like you are a Petrelli after all. You even learned how to use the patented Petrelli hug to stab people in the back, well done sir well done. Jania is very proud of you.

Nathan continues to have sexual chemistry with half the cast and seems to have gotten a peek at a future he doesn't really like. When Angela whispered into his ear, he looked like Peter had just offered him naked fun time only to point and laugh when he couldn't get it up. And from the look of the promos he has the heck of a lot on his plate next week. *hands the Senator a Peter plushie to cuddle*

Didn't really miss Tracy, Hiro and Ando, but dammit WHERE WAS MOMO!

Does this sound like me?

Fri, 27 Feb 2009 18:31:13 GMT

Name: Jacqueline
Date: 2/27/2009
Colorgenics Number: 31425607

You are striving for a life full of activity and experience and, perhaps even more, an environment where you would be able to forge a close bond with a person who can offer full emotional fulfilment.

In the past there have been - and maybe there still are - many things that you have had to do without. You have now decided to set your sights on a position or situation that could give you greater prestige and which will afford you considerable self esteem.

Being a very proud individual, you tend to hold yourself aloof pretending that you are stoical - indifferent to pain and pleasure. This is not so, for in truth you are an extremely emotional individual, one that may make a hasty decision and perhaps regret it at leisure. It is time now to break the bond of detachment and be the 'you' that you would like to be - give vent to your emotions and enjoy yourself.

You are being unduly influenced by the situation that is all around you. You do not like the feeling of loneliness and whatever it is that seems to separate you from others. You know that life can be wonderful and you are anxious to experience life in all its aspects, to live it to the full. You therefore resent any restriction or limitations that are being imposed on you and you insist on going it alone.

You don't like authority and you rebel against all forms of limitation. You are your own person and you intend to stay that way and to get on in the world simply by your hard work and determination.

Heroes Episode 17-The pretty idiot show

Tue, 24 Feb 2009 06:21:46 GMT

*dances* Oh show how I adore you. If you could just break out the film nor flashbacks all the time I think I might want to marry you.

Anyway Mohinder, Peter and Matt drug Noah and haul him back to some seedy motel for some ~~hate sex~~ interrogation and we learn that HRG and retirement don't mix well at all. I adored the 'Thin Man' shout out but as a librarian I love anything that gets people reading. *looks shocked* Fishing what..me.

Anyway, we discover Noah was on board from Day One of the X-Man throw down and he and Nathan decided to head to a storage locker and play "You're gun is bigger then my gun", which Noah of course wins making Nathan want him as a bedroom replacement ASAP.

Peter once again flaunts the Petrelli gun kink, then goes and proves that being pretty means you lose all your brain cells at once. Honey why did you think going to that storage locker was a good idea I mean Nathan was there of course he knows to put cameras around. He has been around the block with this before after all.

Also my brain blipped and for a second I thought Noah was showing Nathan his closet and after I got over the gay subtext I was like "CAN I LIVE IN NOAH'S HOUSE."

Mohinder and Matt are back together and yet Mohinder wins the Idiot Award for keeping his mouth shut. I mean I understand you not believing him but a big clue should have come when Danko and his ninjas showed up later that same day. I'm surprised Noah didn't do a "believe me now bitch" dance when he saw the Hunter nab Momo.

Can we get a woooooooooooooo for Angela folks, this woman is a stone cold fox who is playing everyone and I love it! I think not even Noah is sure of what she's really up to and I can't wait for the showdown. I hope there will be soup.

Matt I'm kind meh about since he had Mohinder had some great scenes and yet the moment Speed Lady showed up he was his moony mopey self again. What is with Heroes men and blondes really, it';s just bleach.

Short I know but the show is awesome again it's harddddd to be funny.

Chase the Morning

Mon, 23 Feb 2009 02:03:14 GMT

Gotten from destinedtofly

Comment to this post and I will give you 5 subjects/things I associate you with. Then post this in your LJ and elaborate on the subjects given.

1. Nathan Petrelli
-Okay this is a gimme because those of you that know me know I am the worlds biggest Nathan fan girl ever. This man is flawed and yet he loves his family to death people. Say what you will but killing him off would be the worlds biggest mistake. He is morally grey yes, but he also gives a damm about the choices he makes unlike HRG, who lies without worrying about the words. Nathan how ever worries about what he says and does and I love that about him. All he wants is to do the right thing.

2. Heroes
-I am super picky about the shows I watch I mean to the point I don't always watch the shows I do like from week to week. Heroes is different, I watch this show with an love that freaks me out sometimes. I have been faithful to the show since day one even at it's weakest point because the actors sucked me in and refuse to let go.

3. love
-This word is kinda hard for me explain. I am very loyal once you get to know me, but if I love you you get my friendship and you find out what love means to me. I watch over you, nudge you to do the right thing and act almost like your online or real life mom because I know you can be better then you are. I give that kind of love without asking anything back because I know it's the right thing to do.

4. Repo!
-Okay another gimme here, I love musicals, love love love them and I love horror movies that have a touch of class in them. Repo is that and more. Beautiful music, an enthralling storyline and amazing actors. It makes me sad that more people don't know about this movie, because it might remind them that movies can be more then just a cash cow.

5. nurturing
-I am super protective and not all people understand why I do why I act the way I do. I know those I love can be at their best and I see it as my job to help them, key word being help. I know how to pick my battles and I don't push unless I have a really good reason. One good deed begets another my grandma used to say and I am happy to do what I need to do to watch my love ones grow into wonderful people who would do the same for me.

Meme time!

Wed, 18 Feb 2009 23:05:47 GMT

Stolen from [info]sylarsexual:

- Describe me in one word . . . just one single word. Positive or negative.

- Leave your word in a comment before looking at what words others have used.

-Then copy and paste the meme to your journal to find out how people will describe you when limited to one word.